Swollen Ankles

Written by Aunty Stretchmarks on February 23rd, 2009

ferragamo

ferragamo

We are talking a real crisis. An existential one. A warm , picture-book day and now those Ferragamo heels cut into your swollen ankles like piano wire.
God I feel fat all over. My fingers feel like sausages.
Really disgusting this time…enough self loathing, what to do?
Oedema! She said, whispering the name of the beast.

The short answer: put your feet up and eat celery.
Get it checked if your face or your hands are too puffy, but put those feet up, raised, on a pillow.
And try to lie on your left side to free your vena cava.

Crisis fading… fading… Did I say drink lots of water?
Yes, and wear trainers.

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    Too damn right! Im up a full shoe size - cant afford to be a style queen!

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